Yesterday I dressed up as Santa and roamed all over the streets of Manhattan with hundreds of other Santas. I think my favorite part was riding the subway.
Then last night we had the Huggy Party. There was lots of hugging and drinking and dancing and now I feel awful. I woke up at 6 in the morning and yorked it up into the toilet for a while. I can’t remember the last time that happened. I thought I would feel better after that, but no such luck.
Now my landlord is coming over to discuss the noise complaint that our neighbors registered last night. Fun.